Christina Aguilera, is she sexy or does she look like a less miserable Chloe Sevigny with more make-up? Well, that's for you to decide. What she is right now is naked in the new issue of German GQ.

Christina is about to release a new album called Bionic, which will include the singles The One That Goes Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Do, Oooh Pop and I Quite Like That One But Is Sounds A Bit Like The Other One.

Elsewhere in the issue, Christina appears as a S&M horse. Which is unusual.

We would tell you some of the amazing things that Christina says in the German GQ article but we only got a B in German GCSE, so unless she's asking the way to the flughaven, requesting a coffee without cream (ohne sahne) or discussing how many pets Abdu has we're kind of out of our depth.