Christina Aguilera appeared on The Today Show Concert Series in New York yesterday. Her performance prompted people who weren’t actually there and didn’t even watch any video footage to suggest, through a mean-spirited selection of photos, that Christina Aguilera's brain has a complicated relationship with her face. It was childish, but very funny.

Dressed in rhinestone tights and hotpants, Aguilera performed songs from her album Bionic, which features the following excellent lyrics:

“The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”

“You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”

“All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”

“A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

 

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