Happy Christmas from La Senza model Hannah Phaisley!
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Looking to get the girlfriend some lingerie this Christmas? Head to LaSenza.co.uk for a 40% discount on the slinkies Hannah's wearing below: Ra Ra Bra £18, Skirt/Thong £12 (both now 50% off)
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THREE CRACKER-BEATING JOKES:
1) Did you hear Vanessa Feltz was held at customs at Heathrow – for smuggling drugs? Allegedly, she had 40lbs of crack in her knickers. Submitted by: Elton McAleer, via e-mail Issue: FHM UK, March 2000
2) A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave washes over him, pulling him out to sea. Falling down on her knees in the sand, the grandma begins to pray: “Please God, save my only grandson! He is my life and the future of our family! With all my years of faith, please return him to us safely!” Just then a huge wave rolls back onto the beach, bringing the bewildered lad back onto the sand. The grandma looks up to the sky. “He had a hat,” she bellows. Submitted by: Fergus Campbell, Windlesham
3) Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, ‘Can you smell fish?’
CHRISTMAS SONG OF THE DAY:
Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter & Candy Licker
THREE GIFT IDEAS FOR THE GIRLFRIEND
The WineRack
What is it? A bra that holds wine. No really; it’s a bra that holds wine.
She’ll love it if: She’s insecure about her cleavage, drinks like a fish.
She’ll hate it if: Her alcoholic mate just died of breast cancer.
Where and how much? £19.95 from firebox.com
Retro Sweet Hamper
What is it? The sugary treats of her youth (think midget gems and sherbet flying saucers), lovingly crammed into a big wicker hamper.
She’ll love it if: She’s big on nostalgia and prefers E numbers to booze.
She’ll hate it if: She’s fat/diabetic – you’ll end up with a Wham bar lodged somewhere unfortunate.
Where and how much? £29.99 from iwantoneofthose.com
Singstar: ABBA
What is it? The Swedish foursome's greatest ever hits, uncomfortably packed into one karaoke game.
She'll love it if: She always ends up sloshing her spritzer about to torturous renditions of Dancing Queen at weddings.
She'll hate it if: She fucking loathes Abba just as much as you do.
Where and how much? £14.99 from Play.com
FOR THE MANTELPIECE: