Not the Hasidic version of World of Warcraft, Jwoww is in fact the abbreviated version of Jenni Farley from MTV’s sickeningly compelling Jersey Shore. A fly on the wall series that follows the lives of the Guidos and Guidettes of New Jersey, it’s the kind of thing that you watch, then instantly question your own mortality the moment it ends and you realize that’s half an hour you’ll never claw back. Crushing, absolutely crushing. But the girls are sexy, in a stamp on your balls in stilettos kind of way. Jwoww and best friend Snooki are the prime minxes, and here they are doing their washing, all knickers and that probably.

 

As scary as they are confusingly attractive, Jwoww and Snooki are also the proud owners of cavernous cleavages, a vast selection of hooped earrings, scowls that could sink an oil tanker and a vast selection of Ed Hardy clothing. Speaking of which, here’s a very amusing video. Seamless…