“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of unnecessary sex,” says the Londoner turned Hollywoodite.
And if only we had known that and wowed her with our joke about three nuns and a plate of jelly, we could have snared the Underworld star instead of director Len Wiseman.
We’ll just have to make do with firing pithy one-liners at her toned form on-screen from now on. Or, kill Wiseman.
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