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Beyoncé Knowles
Wrapping up world domination
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Christina Ricci
She’s a goth, but pretty, so we forgive her
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Eva Green
Top draw Bond girl, attractive Anglophile
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Eva Longoria
Vibrator loving, gardener shagging housewife
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Halle Berry
Paid loads just to get them out – easy life
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Holly Valance
Everybody loves good Neighbours
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Jennifer Aniston
She’s had Brad, now she’s playing the field
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Jennifer Connelly
A champion of nudity, strips in Requiem
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Jennifer Lopez
Got rid of Affleck, we forgave her everything
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Jessica Alba
As close as you get to being Goddamn perfect
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Kate Beckinsale
Trilingual, doesn’t like unnecessary sex
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Kelly Brook
Britain's finest institution
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Kristin Kreuk
Is it a bird?
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Lil' Kim
Good voice, humongous cleavage, cool name
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Lily Allen
Everyone’s favourite New Look designer
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Lindsay Lohan
Had Calum Best, turned gay: you do the math
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Liv Tyler
Her switch from Elf to human was remarkable
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Lucy Pinder
Has undeniably made the most of her abilities
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
The ultimate 'hot or not?'. Take a look, decide
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Mariah Carey
She's so rich! And she barely does anything!