Cars. Everyone likes cars. And women – women are awesome. Combine the two and your brain is liable to rupture violently. A hot girl who likes… cars? Like those women who always pop up in the background of Top Gear – they exist? Yes. Yes they do.
Well, one does, at any rate, and her name is Danica Patrick, and she drives cars fast for money. She also removes select articles of clothing for similar reasons. And to make the world a better place, obviously.
We can also happily announce that the reason for her success is down to her expert and rigorous training in Blighty. Honing her skills on English youth circuits in her teens, she’s gone on to fame and fortune because of Britain. That’s right, not talent and hard work – us. We’re great.
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