Her History in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women
2009 #63 | 2008 #26 | 2007 #21 | 2006 #10 | 2005 #30 | 2004 #90 | 2000 #73
Jessica has produced seven albums, starred in seven films and one ill-fated reality TV show chronicling her (brief) marriage to former boy band goon Nick Lachey.
She is a distant relative of dull planet Earth saviour Al Gore.
As a child, she lost a place in the Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears, but got revenge by landing the role of Daisy Duke ahead of Spears.
Her amazing figure measures: 35D-25-37.
Thanks to her excellent utilisation of tiny hotpants in The Dukes of Hazard and a refusal to make a music video that isn’t outrageously sexy, Jessica Simpson is by far the hottest girl to ever think Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo.
From a young age, her curvaceous frame ensured she was too steamy for the Texan Christian pop scene she was destined to become a part of, and despite a ropey cover of Robbie Williams’ Angels, has become a fantastic reason to have a guilty interest in pop music.
She may not be welcome at the home of the Dallas Cowboys (her relationship with the star quarterback Tony Romo has lead to her being labeled ‘Yoko Romo’), yet her naive girly charm and unspeakable good looks have made her a worldwide sensation.
She just rubs them with a T-shirt - nice
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It's hot and sticky and they're hot and sticky
Cameraman documents carefree wardrobe tips
She’s playing the fluctuating game, 'cause she loves donuts
And when they do someone will tell us, and we’ll tell you
Jessica Simpson doing what she does best...
A living legend, she just keeps giving
An actress with determination and raw talent
Mathematically speaking, she’s fit
Britain's finest institution
Corrie’s hottest storyline
Blue-eyed soapstar gold
Has undeniably made the most of her abilities
A very sexy young lady
Miss Teen World 2008 arrives on FHM.com
Farm girl who'd ride your horse any day... in a swimsuit
Got rid of Affleck, we forgave her everything
Di Caprio dating, Israeli, war shirker
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