Jessica Simpson - Southern charm

Too hot for TV, films and Nick Lachey
Jessica Simpson
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big

Thanks to her excellent utilisation of tiny hotpants in The Dukes of Hazard and a refusal to make a music video that isn’t outrageously sexy, Jessica Simpson is by far the hottest girl to ever think Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo.

From a young age, her curvaceous frame ensured she was too steamy for the Texan Christian pop scene she was destined to become a part of, and despite a ropey cover of Robbie Williams’ Angels, has become a fantastic reason to have a guilty interest in pop music.

She may not be welcome at the home of the Dallas Cowboys (her relationship with the star quarterback Tony Romo has lead to her being labeled ‘Yoko Romo’), yet her naive girly charm and unspeakable good looks have made her a worldwide sensation.

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Ranking history in the 100 Sexiest Women

2008 #26 | 2007 #21 | 2006 #10 | 2005 #30 | 2004 #90 | 2000 #73

Vital Statistics

  • Jessica Simpson has produced seven albums, starred in seven films and one ill-fated fly on the wall TV show chronicling her (brief) marriage to former boy band goon Nick Lachey.

  • She is a distant relative of dull planet Earth saviour Al Gore.

  • As a child, she lost a place in the Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears, but exacted revenge by landing a role as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazard ahead of Spears.

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