Keeley Hazell - Kentish melon-farmer

Keeley Hazell
If I'm swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I'm not bothered and carry on.

The proud owner of the nation’s finest frontage has spent recent years modelling too-small lingerie, starring in a slightly odd online technology show and melting FHM.com's servers on a weekly basis (don't worry – we're sending her the bills).

She's also conquered the US, with “Keeley Hazell” a more common search term than “David Beckham”. Even more so when prefixed with “topless”, we're guessing. But what next? Following her infamous ‘independent film’, the rumour mills are all pointing to Hollywood.

Vital Statistics

  • Despite consistently making the top five in FHM's 100 Sexiest list, she's never nabbed the top spot.

  • Her 2008 calendar tops Amazon.com's best-seller list.

  • She's a keen environmentalist, and was hailed a “hero” by the Conservatives in 2006. Amen to that.

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