That’s right, Kim Kardashian has reached the rarefied status of getting a waxwork model of herself erected (snigger) in Madame Tussauds in New York. It’s a striking resemblance, they’ve nailed it right down to the glistening breast crevasse. And clearly a lot of work went in to getting the curve on her bottom just so. Rumours that Norman Foster was a consultant have been dismissed as nonsense because we just made them up.

How about an out of context inspiration message from Kim? “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it`s never acceptable to drink and drive!” Thanks Kim, that’s sound advice. Oh look a gallery.