Lil’ Kim is keen to point out that she has nothing to do with her estranged cousin, Kim Jong-il. She does this in a variety of ways: 1) Occasionally being in jail 2) Rapping 3) Getting sued every other year 4) Making cameo appearances in a number of god-awful chick flicks (She’s All That, Sex And The City) 5) Barely wearing any clothes.
Though barely wearing any clothes isn’t all that impressive a party trick these days, Lil’ Kim does it so well it’s hard not to pay attention. Gaffer tape, starfish, postage stamps, a twig... you name it, she’s barely covered her nipples with it. If she’s not got 97% of her ‘Big Kims’ on show, you’ve caught her on a bad day, and she’ll probably apologise later.