It's been a pretty amazing week for everyday plebs having their lives saved by glitzy Hollywood superstars. First Dustin Hoffman tended to a 27-year-old man who collapsed from a heart attack in London's Hyde Park, then Mila Kunis springs to the aid of an employee who suffered a seizure at her home in LA, by jamming his wallet in his mouth so that he didn't swallow his tongue.



If you'll excuse us, we're off to go and chuck ourselves into the nearest boating lake in the hope that a Kardashian sister will drag us out and give us the kiss of life. Fingers crossed it's Kim.