Oh, hi Natalie, are you awake? Yeah, I slept really, really well thanks. Would I like you to run and get me a coffee? I couldn’t make you do that. Oh you want to? You want to do that for me? While wearing my big jacket so you look all warm and safe and cute? Well, if you want to do that, then I won’t stop you. You’re just the best girl friend ever Natalie Portman star of films such as Star Wars, Garden State and Closer where you do a naughty strip. What’s that? After my coffee you want to make me breakfast and take me to a safari park? You’re totally the best girlfriend ever Natalie Portman…

*Wakes up* Arghhhhhhhhh reality! You’re so awful, get out, get out. Yes, sadly 28-year-old Natalie Portman is nobodies girlfriend. Because if she was we’d have disappeared them. On the set of her new flick Friends With Benefits we’re reminded just how perfect she is. Luckily she has a slew of films coming out this year including Danny McBrides stoner swords and sorcery film Your Highness and Black Swan in which Portman has a rumoured snog with Mila Kunis, which is really exciting isn’t it? Look at her.