Reports are coming in that Tulisa Contostavlos – current wearer of FHM's Sexiest Woman In The World crown – has parted ways with 'bad boy' boyfriend Jack O'Connell, after flying out to Bulgaria – where Jack is filming the sequel to 300 – to give him the old heave-ho. 

Tulisa's camp are blaming the split on "incompatible work schedules", which is the kind of cool excuse for dumping someone you can use when you're a bona fide celeb. "Incompatible work schedules" is celeb-speak for: "Soz, I don't really fancy you any more," in the same way that "Suffering from exhaustion" is celeb-speak for: "Been caning it for four days straight and now I've come over all weird so I'm going to bed and calling the concert off." 

Anyway, let's all give her a couple of weeks to get over her break-up – and then it's every man for himself: a girl like Tulisa is never single for long, so if we see her, we're gonna go for it and ask her out to Pizza Express. Our plan? Audition for the new series of The X Factor and sing Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe at Tulisa while staring deep, deep into her eyes...