Following swiftly behind Megan Fox’s Armani-clad hips, here’s Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney’s current girlfriend), writhing around on a chaise longue for Roberto Cavalli’s 2010 underwear collection. “I was inspired by a real woman, with appeal, charisma and sensuality,” said Cavalli. “Her Mediterranean beauty and intense appeal interpret an intriguing super-feminine woman.” We said something far less full of shit, but far more suited to an office full of cranky hacks.