Elisabetta Canalis is George Clooney's girlfriend. She’s an Italian model, actress and TV presenter and looks bloody unbelievable in a bikini. She’s got a perfect tan, no stretch marks and no lumpy cellulite caused by years of drinking aspartame-riddled Diet Coke in the hope that it would make her less fat. Nope, Canalis is in tip-top condition, having found that brilliant combination of cardio, bendy yoga and eating lush green salads (with a little bit of protein) served up by the chef at Clooney’s Lake Como mansion. Her butt ain't never gonna drop.
Canalis is in such good shape that recently felt in a strong enough position to re-tweet someone’s observation that Jennifer Aniston is a dead ringer for Iggy Pop. Meow! Look:
Bitch! Italian bitch! But she does have a point. And she's so fit. You could bounce a squash ball on that stomach. But she’s also got a face that’s part Steven Tyler, part Sarah Connor. Good luck with that in ten years time, Georgie boy.
Elisabetta Canalis from the front:
Elisabetta Canalis from behind:
Elisabetta Canalis from the side:
Elisabetta Canalis from behind again:
Elisabetta Canalis sucking on a freeze pop:
Elisabetta Canalis drinking champagne with George Clooney:
BONUS Elisabetta Canalis photo gallery: