Good news: Miranda Kerr is really lovely to look at. You want evidence, do you? Sure:
Bad news: She recently married Orlando Bloom.
Good news: They did it in secret, so we can kind of pretend it never really happened.
Bad news: It did happen. They are married. Get over it.
Good news: Here’s another example of her loveliness:
Bad news: Unless your name’s ‘Orlando Bloom’, that’s probably as close as you’ll ever get to lovely Miranda Kerr. In fact, before you rush down to deed poll, just having the name ‘Orlando Bloom’ won’t cut it – you’d actually need to be THE Orlando Bloom. The one that she married.
Good news: There’s nothing that says it’s wrong to look at another man’s wife in her skimpies. (Unless the other man is your dad.)
Bad news: Miranda Kerr’s pregnant, which means there’ll be no more posing like this for a while.
Good news: Miranda Kerr has done lots of modelling for Victoria’s Secret, which resulted in some photos like this:
Bad news: THERE IS NO BAD NEWS WHERE VICTORIA’S SECRET IS CONCERNED, YOU FOOL. LOOK:
More good news:
Bloody excellent news:
And finally (they always say that on the 'real news'):
Now that's what they call a good news day.
THREE MORE STORIES ABOUT MIRANDA KERR:
1/ Watch Miranda Kerr trying on bikinis
2/ Miranda Kerr goes down under in a swimsuit
3/ Miranda Kerr is still looking amazing
THREE MORE STORIES ABOUT SEXY GIRLS:
1/ Rachel Bilson is single
2/ Kelly Brook wants a man
3/ Cheryl Cole AND Katy Perry? In your dreams, Bieber
You still want more Miranda Kerr? We really shouldn't. But, as it's Friday: