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Every day, 7,000 Brits type Kim Kardashian's name into Google. That's double David Cameron. (Why? Good question, but presumably most of the men are trawling for booty of almost legendary proportions.)

Those are numbers worth bragging about, but Kim, you'll be pleased to hear, doesn't star in our feature on The World's 50 Greatest Boasters in the March issue of FHM. Normally, we don't like to show off, but this is surely the best article about boasting ever.

Better yet, once you've read this month's features on becoming even funnier (below), being a bar god and how to get exactly what you want this Valentine's day (also below), you'll have plenty of things to boast about yourself.

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