NEWS:
Lady Gaga’s going to be releasing a new album this year. Are you ready for that? Are you? Are you ready? Are you ready for that? It will be called Born This Way and you can be ruddy well CERTAIN that it will be accompanied by an enormous advertising campaign. Here’s the first little bit of it:

SOME INFO BADLY DISGUISED AS AN AMUSING PARAGRAPH:
That, we think, is Lady Gaga’s bottom. True, it might not be Lady Gaga. But it’s definitely a bottom. Do you like it? Do you? Do you like? Do you like it? She released that image at 12.01am on New Year’s Day via her Twitter account. She also tweeted: “THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11” which MIGHT mean that Born This Way is out on May 23 and MIGHT mean that Lady Gaga is performing at the Grammys on February 13.

MODERATELY AMUSING QUIP ONE:
Then again it might mean none of these things.

THE DROP BACK:
The problem Lady Gaga’s got is nothing’s ever going to be as exciting as the meat dress:


Nice to meat you

FACT ONE:
Born This Way will be Lady Gaga’s third album. The Fame came out in 2008 and was her first album. The Fame Monster came out in 2009 and was her second album.

FACT TWO:
According to Wikipedia, Lady Gaga is one of nine women to have be called the Queen of Pop in the history of pop music. The others are Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, Madonna, Britney Spears.

MODERATELY AMUSING QUIP TWO:
Celine Dion? Really? Really?

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