Katie is a part-time receptionist from Bristol. You bonded over a shared sense of humour and a love of vodka Red Bulls. but now as the weather sees no sign of improving, it’s time to pour the Horlicks and get ready for a night in with Katie...
Where did we meet?
On a night out with the girls. You came over to
me and bought me a drink. A vodka and Red Bull.
Did we have a kiss?
No, I think probably we teased each other and swapped numbers.
Would you prefer me to call or text you?
Text first, I think.
What was our first date like? Was it a complete disaster, or did I do something nice?
It was nice. We just kind of clicked, you know? Just chatted in a restaurant.
Oh, we went for dinner did we? That’s nice. Did I pick up the tab?
We did, yes. And yes, you paid. Of course!
How long was it before we slept together?
I would say perhaps maybe three or four weeks.
Was it any good?
It was great. We made it last a bit too.
Eh? Last a bit?
Ha ha! I mean in terms of the weeks we waited. It was good that we didn’t do it straight away.
And out of ten how was it? Would you tell me if I was rubbish?
I’d say it was an eight. I might tell you if you were rubbish, yes. But tactfully…
So there’s room for improvement?
Sure is. It was probably because we were both
Have we done anything to make our sex life more interesting?
Definitely, dressing up in sexy lingerie.
Are you pressuring me into marriage?
No. God no, definitely not. No way. Oh my God, no.
Er, okay. Did I have to try very hard to impress your mum?
Yes definitely, you brought over a bottle of wine and some flowers.
Basically I just got you both drunk?
Yes, it was easier to chat.
What are we going to watch on TV? Ray Mears or Loose Women?
God, I don’t know, I hate Loose Women. I’m more of a Top Gear girl.
Katie’s fail-safe sex tip
“Being nervous is the worst thing so just be confident and relax. I’m not going to be holding up marks out of ten afterwards, so let’s just enjoy ourselves. Good sex should be fun, so don’t get all stressed about it!”
KATIE'S GUIDE TO BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND LINGERIE
1. Don’t think too much about it
Go with your instincts. I had a boyfriend who thought about it so much it became a disaster.
2. Don’t go overboard
You can go to Ann Summers but you don’t have to buy toys; lingerie will do just fine.
3. Pick your moment
Giving me underwear in front of my folks is not great. Save it for when we’re alone and try to make it personal.
4. Get the size right
Check my underwear if you don’t know. Just don’t let me catch you.
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