Feeling festive? No? Well you should be. Christmas is on Saturday (in case you didn’t know) and a lot of people have been getting in to the festive spirit. One bunch that seem pretty excited are the Victoria’s Secret Angels, who have recorded a sort of rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas in order to, well, wish you a Merry Christmas. And for PR.

What we learn from the video is that they aren’t the greatest singers – we’re not saying they’re bad, they sound like Katherine Jenkins compared to FHM’s effort on karaoke last night – and that Candice Swanepoel can live up to her hair colour. She sings all the way up to the last line and then says “…and that’s all I know!” Come on Candice, we know that’s not true. You’re so close. Plus you sing the line later anyway.

Still, singing isn’t their forte. Looking ridiculously good is. Which they certainly still manage to do here. And we don’t know about you but FHM could sit and listen to Swanepoel talk all day long. If only we could replace the Queen’s speech with the Candice Swanepoel address, where she sits in some Victoria’s Secret underwear and tells us all about what she got for Christmas.

What an idea for a programme. We’re open to expanding it so that Candice, Adriana Lima, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge just all sit around together and talk about what they got for Christmas, and anything else that springs to mind after a few too many mulled wines…