The 35-year-old wasn't showing her age when she did the splits in a PVC outfit while onstage with the Black Eyed Peas in New Jersey. That's really all we have to say, it's Friday and we're tired. Might go home and watch a DVD tonight. What about you? Out for a few drinks after work? Or three quarters of a bottle of red furtively drank while pretending you're not doing it to help you sleep and keep the nightmares at bay? No, us neither. Nah, we're just messing with you. It's Friday, be happy, enjoy the female form and the company of your friends. Don't talk about work, look forward and remember the wise words of the great warrior poet, Notorious BIG, "First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash." Of course we don't condone the use of drugs in any way. In fact, we were at a party once and when someone offered us some cocaine we had to leave the room because we were so nervous. Cheers then.