Frankie 'No. 4 in FHM's 100 Sexiest' Sandford, as she is now officially known, is evidently trying to break our hearts. She appears to be back with the small one from McFly. We don't know his real name. He doesn't deserve one.
The pair had apparently broken up some time ago but were out together at the Sony Radio Awards last night, where she look amazing and he looked like the small one from McFly.
Why are you doing this to us, Frankie? We thought we were cool. This isn't right. His t-shirt doesn't even have a proper seam on the collar. What kind of person does that?
Look, she has a perfect bum. He has an earring. Incompatible.
We would have been ok if you'd gone out with Jarvis Cocker.
Or this man. He has a waistcoat. He looks like an old-timey magician. Brilliant.
We're not sure we can forgive this...ok, we do. But only because you're amazing.
Three highlights from FHM's Frankie Sandford archive:
1/ 100 Sexiest Women: The Top Ten
2/ Frankie Sandford is out and forgot her skirt
3/ The Saturdays on your desktop