Gemma Arterton got engaged to her once-boyfriend, then-fiancé, now-husband Stefan Catelli at Download Festival. Totally amazing. Gemma Arterton, the brilliantly attractive English actress who’s in films like Prince Of Persia and Quantum Of Solace, likes heavy metal. Look out Goths, it’s not okay to look like shit anymore. Because if you do, attractive people like Gemma Arterton will steal your boys. And then marry them. And have their first dance at their wedding to Iron Maiden and leave you sitting around with your white make-up on looking like you haven’t been on holiday for sixteen years and are actually looking forward to the new Korn album. Come on! There’s just no need. Go outside. Eat an orange. Do a press up. Take a vitamin E tablet and party all night.

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