So Megan Fox is out, and rumours abound that Victoria’s Secret beauty Rosie Huntington Whitely will take her place. But that didn’t stop silicon enhanced, perma-surprised star of The Hills Heidi Montag from seizing the robot bull by the horns and sending of her audition tape. Sure it might be nothing more that her douch-bag boyfriend Spencer filming her firing off a few raounds at a firing range, but damn you have to admire her chutzpah.

 

But sadly, we just don’t think this enough. She should have stumped up for at least one explosion, thus ensuring that Bay’s synapses start crackling. Small ballistics gun-fire is simply not enough to sate the destruction hungry director. Spurious rumour has it that Bay doesn’t even have music on his iPod. He simply has hours and hours of different explosions. From a simple Javelin missile, going through the A10 Warthog strafing a Taliban compound right up to the fabled and terrifying Tsar Bomb created by the Russian's to scare the rest of the world. Come on Heidi it’s time to get serious.