American reality star Heidi Montag is moderately famous. Moderately famous for appearing in MTV show The Hills, for having a boob job, collagen lip injections and rhinoplasty and for releasing a shit single on iTunes. And for saying things like: “I’m very religious, that’s how I’ve gotten to where I am today.”

And although Jesus is probably used to being let down by now, he can’t fail to be slightly miffed by Life & Style’s news that Montag is in negotiations with Playboy. Which, come to think of it, doesn’t sit too well with that other thing she said: “I plan to win an Oscar.”

Still, great pictures...