23-year-old Heidi Montag stars alongside Audrina Patridge in The Hills and has, you’ll notice from her shiny face and suddenly massive chest area, just had loads of plastic surgery. To be precise, according to the Daily Mail: a face lift, Botox in her forehead, a nose job, fat injections in her cheeks, a chin reduction, neck liposuction, a boob job and liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs. What the hell? Will the American Jordan please stand up. But whatever you do, don’t hug her. “I’m very weird about hugging people now,” she told Jay Leno. “My body is very fragile.” She can’t jog either. Mental.

Heidi Montag’s artificial body has developed from this:

Heidi Montag

To this:

Heidi Montag

TO THIS:

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

THREE HIGHLIGHTS FROM FHM’S THE HILLS ARCHIVE

1/ Heidi Montag in Playboy negotiations

2/ Audrina Patridge’s FHM shoot

3/ GALLERY: Audrina Patridge

4/ GALLERY: Heidi Montag