When the FHM office heard that there was a Lady Gaga sex doll available to buy on the internet, FHM’s head writer Olly Richards shook his funny little head and asked: “Why would anyone want a Lady Gaga sex doll?” The response from a member of the FHM staff who is much more switched on and way more handsome than Olly Richards, but who will remain anonymous, was: “To fuck it.” You can’t fault his logic or, frankly, his taste. It’s a sexy sex doll. See:

You will of course note that the best thing about the Lady Gag Gag Love Doll is that, apparently, “she loves it when you poke-her face” (because Lady Gaga wrote a song called Poker Face) and, we're told, the sex doll once said: “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” (because it's a lyric from the Lady Gaga song Love Games), both of which are exactly the kind of things you want a plastic version of the world’s biggest pop star to say. In the name of hardcore Jeremy Bowen, Gaza Strip, Jeremy Paxman journalism, we asked Lady Gaga what she thinks about the sex doll. She said:

The people who made the sex doll are called Pipedream Products, and they say: “Meet the deep-throat drag queen who’ll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance!”

So there you have it. CLICK HERE TO LEISURELY BROWSE LADY GAGA’S FHM COVERGIRL PROFILE. Here’s a Lady Gaga gallery: