It’s true: Jennifer Aniston owns a pink bikini. And here it is, summoning a mysterious light from the skies on its revelation on the set of Just Go with It, her 87th romantic comedy. It’s a light that’s eerily close in the spectrum to the rays emitted from the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, but that’s just a coincidence. And I’m red /green colour-blind, so it might also be categorically wrong. But that’s not the point.
The point is that Jennifer Aniston’s pink bikini, and the screaming presence of her right nipple, are a very good way to start a Tuesday morning. And it’s proof that a 41-year-old woman with a posse of dieticians, pilates instructors, skin buffers, hairdressers, toenail curators, dentists and a combined total of 17 beach holidays and spa retreats per annum can still cut it in the fast lane of Hollywood beauty.
She looks younger, even, than she did at her prom. And that’s scary because it’s impossible. But we’re determined to get to the bottom of it, so we’ve insisted that Senior Writer Josh Woodfin, like Aniston is rumoured to have done, eats nothing but baby food for the foreseeable future. Or at least until he starts to look more like Jennifer Aniston. Read the full report in the August issue of FHM.