Once upon a time there was a Jennifer Hawkins, a generally awesome looking, woman shaped female thing. She won Miss Universe in 2004, presented TV shows and did a spot of modeling. So far, so good.
So what could be next for our intrepid protagonist? Working on a new molecular compound to reverse the growth of cancerous cells? Entering negotiations to help solve the conflict between the Israelis and the Palestinians?
Don't be bloody silly, why would she waste her time on such insignificant practices? When she could be launching the 2011 collection for her underwear brand Loveable.
Jennifer Hawkins paraded around in front of a van, with some scantily clad model types in underwear, whilst eating ice cream... otherwise known as living the dream. Jaws dropped and heart rates soared. And today, for you, we have some images of this epic day.
Melon and ice cream, what a delightfully ridiculous combination.
Now here are three of the awesome adverts for Jennifer Hawkin's Loveable underwear range, which includes under-panty wisdom. It's good, but nothing compared to our Lingerie advice in this months FHM magazine.
The Bus Rule
The Friday Night Rule
The Power Rule
Other sexiness on FHM.com:
1/ Lady Gaga concert is a flaming riot
2/ Naomi Campbell on a boat with Bar Refaeli
3/ Ashley Greene looking hot in Los Angeles
Unfortunately, there's no gallery for Jennifer Hawkins on FHM.com, so here's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in some Victoria Secret underwear, which is arguably far superior.