You've probably, at some time or another, thought about kissing Jessica Simpson. Maybe you've even drawn her face on your hand and taken it out for a nice dinner before tentatively leaning in as the moon shines romantically overhead (we've never done this and you can't prove otherwise, ok? Those pictures were doctored). But new evidence suggests that kissing Jessica Simpson would be gross.

Jessica Simpson DOES NOT BRUSH HER TEETH.

In an interview with US chat show lady Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica said, "My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. But, I don’t brush them every day."

But it's not as bad as it seems. She does at least give them a wipe: "I'll use a shirt or something".

Well that's alright then. Totally normal. Please excuse us while we wash our armpits with these old pants we just found in a bin.

Enough with the bad dental hygiene. Let's enjoy a gallery of Jessica Simpson in less disgusting times.

Four highlights from FHM's Jessica Simpson archive:

1/ Jessica Simpson is slim and attractive again

2/ Jessica Simpson's many bra malfunctions

3/ Sometimes girls play with their own boobs

4/ The Sexiest Women in the World 2006