“How do you stop a dog humping your leg?” "Pick it up and suck its cock!” A joke to grace any public toilet, straight from the mouth of Joanna Page, who you’ll recognise as Stacey from BBC One show Gavin and Stacey. The Welsh beauty’s on the cover of the December issue of FHM - on shelves October 29 – which comes with a free chuckle-heavy comedy DVD, featuring new stand-up material from the likes of Ed Byrne, Jimmy Carr, Russell Brand, Al Murray, Russell Howard, Stephen K Amos, Johnny Vegas and Rhod Gilbert.

- Free comedy DVD!

- Massive winter gaming preview!

- Meet the new Guess model!

- Watch us crash a rally car!

- Painting pretty pictures on drugs! (video here)

- We crack open a dead man's chest!

- How to master web-cam sex!

- 2-for-1 live comedy tickets!

And here are a couple of Ed Byrne vids to get you in the mood:

Structuring jokes:


Dealing with hecklers:



A year's subscription to FHM costs just £25. But when you subscribe, you also get three Blu-ray movies for free! Subscribe to FHM this month and you'll get Superbad, Talladega Nights and Pineapple Express on Blu-ray. They're worth over £60. It's a no-brainer, people. Subscribe now.