Congratulations! You made it through the gloomiest month of the year and, for some of you, a delicious pint is in order after tackling Dry January/Dryathlon/Dryannosaurus Rex.
To ease you into February, here’s our brand new March issue, available in the shops to by right now.
And is that…? Yep. It’s Jorgie Porter in the sexiest shoot we’ve ever seen her do. And we did it so that’s a bit of a double win, really. Not only does she give Jessica Rabbit a run for her money (see the above life-affirming video) but she also talks crisp sandwiches, casual nudity and plays “Shag, Marry, Kill?” all in this month’s brand new FHM.
So warm your cockles with Hollyoaks’ hottest hottie, in what critics are describing as a “career-changing shoot” and “so sexy it hurts”. If you’re overseas or prefer to have a read on your tablet, head over here.
To make sure you never miss another issue (and get it before it’s in the shops… shh), treat yourself to one of our very reasonable subscriptions.