Pretty much everyone in the world is doing a lot of shopping at the moment. It’s Christmas, you see. A time when friends and loved ones prove how much they like each other by giving presents and enjoying hugs and eating meat. We all do it. Even celebrities do it. Celebrities like Denise Richards. Celebrities like 37-year-old English actress Kate Beckinsale. Look at Kate Beckinsale:
Kate Beckinsale in a shop with black trousers on
It’s good to know it’s not just us going to shops, wandering about for a bit, getting confused by all the things on offer and leaving feeling a little bit annoyed with the world for inventing so many things. There are literally too many things in the world. Have a look around you. How many things can you see? So many things. How many of them will you use today? Hardly any of them. Here is Kate Beckinsale getting confused by things:
Kate Beckinsale in a shop with a white top on
Don’t worry Kate! Everything will be okay. Why not just get yourself on the internet? You can just choose what you want, click a little button, wait for the post, send it back if you don’t like it, choose something else, and on and on and Ariston. You’ll never even have to leave the house. Never have to get yourself into a situation like this:
Kate Beckinsale in a shop with black trousers and a white top on
But Kate Beckinsale went to Oxford University, which makes her cleverer than us by about a million (give or take eight), so she probably knows exactly what she’s doing. Or maybe she’s TOO clever, and therefore has no idea how to deal with practical situations because of al the brilliant things happening in her mind.