Snoop Dogg is the baddest motherfucker on planet earth and we have no doubt that the only reason Katy Perry has got cake on her tits in this 30 second teaser for Snoop Dogg and Katy Perry’s new song California Gurls is because two months ago (give or take two months) Snoop Dogg woke up in the morning, smoked an enormous joint, enjoyed six blow jobs, ate a massive bowl of Honey Nut Loops, turned on MTV and thought “you know what? I literally have no idea why I haven’t made a music video featuring Katy Perry with blue hair and cake on her tits and I need to make it happen immediately or I might do something stupid like refer to myself as The Doggfather again, and no one needs that.” Then, of course, he called his people, they made it happen and BLOODY LOOK AT IT. What a moment.

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