Katy Perry has breasts, as most women do, but it seems that her breasts have a more prevalent place in the media than the average boob. We don't know why this is, but just so things are completely clear for you, we have ranked Katy Perry's cleavage against the newsworthy events of today.

Andrew Garfield cast as Spider-Man < Katy Perry's tits.

Mel Gibson is a bit racist < Katy Perry's tits. 

Spending cuts may leave the UK more vulnerable to al Qaeda attacks > Katy Perry's tits.

So that's 2 :1 to Katy. Meaning her boobs are the most important thing happening today, which also means you don't have to watch the news today. Yay! And you get to look at these pictures instead. Double yay!







And finally here is a gallery of Katy from the one and only FHM.