Katy Perry played a gig in Melbourne last night. Because Katy Perry is almost never disappointing, she wore a very tight dress that appeared to be covered in hundreds and thousands, and played a guitar while making a really over-excited face. Like this.
Then she leaned over a bit, like this, because - again - Katy Perry knows what works for her and she's going to keep doing it.
Then someone in the audience put their hand up really high, because they evidently had a question. But Katy didn't see them so that question will forever be unanswered.
Then somebody took a photo...
That with a little bit of Photoshop could be made to look very rude indeed.
See. Unacceptable. Why, what were you thinking?
Katy Perry stories extracted from the dusty depths of the FHM archive:
1/ Katy Perry is topless
2/ Katy Perry is wearing a patriotic dress
3/ Katy Perry's FHM cover shoot
1/ Kim Kardashian is all wet in Elle
2/ Rachel Bilson is single
3/ Miley Cyrus has no clothes