You’ll remember that Katy Perry began her climb up the mountain of fame by releasing a song called I Kissed A Girl about how she kissed a girl and liked it. Of course, no one actually believed her, because pretending you’re an attractive lesbian is a trick girls have been using since at least 1964 to make men think they’re kooky. But now, right, like a NUTTER, Katy Perry has been photographed kissing a girl. Just a peck, like. No tongues or gropes or groaning or anything. Just a kind of “oh, hey, see that camera over there? Let’s quickly kiss because it’ll get in the papers and I’ve got a new album coming out” kiss, which, as you can see, we’ve fallen for. At least we’re self-aware enough to admit it though, right? We’re the paedophile who admits he’s got a problem before having sex with any children, rather than the guy who ploughs straight into a kid without thinking about the consequences. And that’s a good thing.

HERE IS THE VIDEO FOR THE NEW KATY PERRY SONG:

 

HERE IS A KATY PERRY GALLERY: