Anyone who was too pissed and too dumbstruck to remove themselves from the sofa after England’s ultimately disappointing result against the USA will know all about this. Following the defeat draw, chummy chatshow James Corden’s World Cup Live did its best to cheer everyone up. The appearance of a skintight PVC dress cut from the flags of both nations and containing both Katy Perry’s breasts and Katy Perry’s arse will have gone some way to appeasing those left devastated by Robert Green’s seismic fuck up. Abbey Clancy was also there, fluttering her upbeat Scouse tones in all the right places, but wearing a disappointingly conservative ‘nice red top’.

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Everything else we've got on Katy Perry::

1/ Katy Perry: the January issue cover shoot

2/ Katy Perry dressed as Santa

3/ Katy Perry has got cake on her tits

4/ Katy Perry has got blue hair

5/ Russell Brand on Katy Perry