No bruvs, lads, geezers, dudes, Kelly Brook is simply working out, rather than working out anything in particular. She is not, for example, working out this algebra equation: 15x = 2(7 + 8). She is, however, working out most of the muscle groups on her much sought after body. Sought after by men and women, no less, which is quite an achievement. Kelly Brook is a unisex person. Like a unicycle, but a person. Like a university, but a person. Like a unicorn, but a person. Like a unitard, but a person. Like a unit, but a person. Like unilateral, but a person. Like a union, but a person. See that barrel? SCRAPED.

HERE IS A GALLERY OF KELLY BROOK: