No, that’s not Star Trek and Shakespearian actor Patrick Stewart taking the tweaking the lovely Kim Kardashians hair-do, it’s just some stylist. But everything else about these photos for Allure magazine should be clear. Yes it is Kim Kardashian. Yes she is looking all classy and that. And yes we do think she might have deposited some of that famous junk from her breathtaking trunk. Our Kims lost a little weight. Which is slightly concerning as we would rather she didn’t, she’s famous for her wonderful curves. That’s why we love her so.


It’s what makes her fun, that and her love of sky diving over socialising apparently. “Lately, I go to parties and hang out. But I love to go skydiving, I love skiing. I’m a really outdoorsy sports person. I love to go on trips. I remember, I used to tell one of my really good friends, Brandy—the singer Brandy—you know she has every purse and shoe and every outfit. I’d be like, “Let’s not buy a $5,000 bag for once and let’s go on vacation.”


And to wrap things up before we post a super gallery of Kim, we’ll put up a totally out of context quote from the wonderful lady in question. “More submissive.”