Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber have done a photo shoot for the new issue of Elle and it's pretty hot. Well, half of it is pretty hot. Half of it looks like a gender confused 15-year-old girl who writes terrible poetry and works part time in an insurance office. Apparently the shoot is modelled on The Graduate, which is an amazing film; you should watch it. It doesn't feature any Justin Bieber whatsoever, we promise. It does feature Dustin Hoffman, who is a brilliant person, and Katherine Ross, who is so beautiful it makes your heart hurt a bit.

Anyway, on to the photos. Bieber ruins these for us so we've replaced him with our favourite characters from The Muppets.

Kim Kardashian in Elle magazine

Kim Kardashian wet on the beach in Elle magazine

Kim Kardashian in Elle with Rolf from The Muppets

We'll be honest, doing those Muppets pictures was a lot more effort than it was actually worth. But we do it for you, whether you like it or not.