Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber have done a photo shoot for the new issue of Elle and it's pretty hot. Well, half of it is pretty hot. Half of it looks like a gender confused 15-year-old girl who writes terrible poetry and works part time in an insurance office. Apparently the shoot is modelled on The Graduate, which is an amazing film; you should watch it. It doesn't feature any Justin Bieber whatsoever, we promise. It does feature Dustin Hoffman, who is a brilliant person, and Katherine Ross, who is so beautiful it makes your heart hurt a bit.
Anyway, on to the photos. Bieber ruins these for us so we've replaced him with our favourite characters from The Muppets.
We'll be honest, doing those Muppets pictures was a lot more effort than it was actually worth. But we do it for you, whether you like it or not.