American singer Kimberly Wyatt was, as you may or may not know, a member of the band The Pussycat Dolls alongside people SLASH singers like Nicole Scherzinger until 2009. Kimberly Wyatt is the second lady in from the left in this photo of the band:
Then Kimberly Wyatt left The Pussycat Dolls, saying things like “money and fame can’t buy happiness” and “I just couldn’t do it anymore” before becoming a judge on the TV programme Got To Dance and launching a solo career with tracks like Candy by the excellently named British-Brazilian hip-hop-r-‘n’-b-grime-dance Aggro Santos who is from Balham in London. It went to number five in the UK Top 40, which is pretty good. She’s also, apparently, recording a solo album. One of the songs on it is called Not Just A Doll which has all the makings of a the lady doth protest too much anthem. At this point it's worth mentioning that Kimberly Wyatt is the only person we've ever seen do this:
But all of this is largely irrelevant when you consider the above video, which features a snippet from the second episode of the series of Shooting Stars that’s currently showing on BBC2, in which Vic Reeves gets his one cock and two balls out in front of bloody everyone while doing a dance with Kimberly Wyatt.
What a man. What a moment. Well done television, this is a victory.
Here’s a picture of Kimberley Wyatt looking excellent in a magazine we’ve never heard of called Loaded: