Gay and lesbian dudes and ladies love Kylie Minogue and Kylie Minogue loves gay and lesbian dudes and ladies. Obviously there are probably some gay and lesbian dudes who prefer death metal or drum ‘n’ bass to Kylie Minogue and think the Australian’s music is tedious, tepid, watered-down, chart-friendly tripe, but Dannii’s favourite sister plays at G-A-Y a lot and regularly does shoots for magazines like Out, so saying that gay and lesbian dudes and ladies love Kylie Minogue and Kylie Minogue loves gay and lesbian dudes and ladies is, we think, a reasonable, if slightly over-generalised, conclusion to come to. And why not eh? Kylie Minogue seems like a nice human being and she has a very shiny face. Shiny faces are usually a good sign. Mainly of having a good skincare regime. Show us someone with a shiny face who’s a complete dick and we will disagree with you IMMEDIATELY. We won’t even think about. We’ll just DO IT. Thinking is a very 1993 habit to get into and we much prefer just doing what computers tell us and subconsciously eradicating all responsibility for our own actions. That’s cool, right? That’s groovy? That’s some 2010 iPhone shit right there? Really, we have no idea. Wait, where are we again? Hell, we’re rambling. Here’s a picture of Kylie Minogue from Out magazine:

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Please can someone call an ambulance.