It's not polite to talk about a lady's age but Kylie Minogue is 87 this year and she looks absolutely incredible...Wait, no apparently she is 42 this year. Our mistake. Still she looks totally incredible.



In these photos from Black Book magazine – which is probably not as funny as that sitcom with the irishman with the mad hair – she's all wet and/or wearing tiny clothes. These are winning clothing decisions when used individually but when combined they are more powerful than when all those drippy kids in Captain Planet combined their elemental rings (even though 'heart' is fundamentally not an element) and made an actual superhero. That's quite powerful.



Ah, Captain Planet. That was a pretty rubbish cartoon. Thundercats was loads better. Also loads better than Captain Planet: Kylie Minogue in a wet jumper. Yes.