Kyllie Minogue dressed like a top-of-the-range Athenian harlot Greek goddess at the launch of her new album, Aphrodite, last night. The launch took place at Pacha nightclub in Ibiza, where revellers are traditionally more accustomed to buying overpriced ecstasy tablets packed with 2C-I and talcum powder for their kicks. But last night, they got a faceful of the dinky Australian popster instead. And they went totally batshit.

Minogue was in a very sexy mood, celebrating the fact that the album – her first in three years - had smashed the midweek sales charts in eight countries. The 42-year-old singer also announced that the track Get Out Of My Way will be her next single AND that she’s doing a worldwide tour next year. But these exciting announcements had a hard time competing with the pulse-jacking challenge of positioning a 12MP camera phone within spitting distance of some Kyle Minogue upskirt. They’re out there somewhere, people.

Kylie Minogue showing some leg:

Kyllie Minogue performing at Pacha nightclub in Ibiza

Kylie Minogue showing some more leg:

Kylie Minogue's new album Aphrodite

BONUS VIDEO: Kylie Minogue on top of a heaving mound of scantily-dressed extras:

 


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