Lady Gaga isn't very sexy, we hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she really isn't. In theory all of the components are there, but they're just not coming together.

A) She's in good shape.
B) She does pop music and popstars are always hot.
C) She's Italian and a lot of Italian girls are hot.

But as you will see below, despite being wet and in a bra, she looks like a shaggy dog caught in a shower rather than a sexy pop strumpet.


There are so many things wrong with this next picture that it's hard to know where to begin. Gaga looks like she's about to drop the sort of toe curling ass cloud, that would make children cry.

Secondly Gaga might be having a wardrobe malfunction, cleavage calamity or plain old titty trouble. However you want to put it, somethings coming out and we're not sure if it's a nipple or a nasty rash. 

So there you have it, Lady Gaga isn't that sexy. But you already knew that didn't you. Or did you? Are we wrong? Are we idiots? Are we yet to see the deep intellectual undertones to Alejandro thereby hinting at her subdued sexual prowess? Then tell us, how wrong are we?

And finally, here is a gallery of Gaga to help you make your decision.