On so many levels, Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video is bonkers. Look at all the product placement! Look at all her skimpy outfits! Look at all her other outfits that aren’t skimpy! Look at her being bought for sex! Look at her looking all pensive ad regretful and sort of sweet! Look at everything looking like it exists in the year 2089! There's no getting away from it, she's a good pop star.

Oh, HERE’S LADY GAGA’S COVERGIRL PROFILE.

And oh, HERE’S A PHOTOSHOOT LADY GAGA DID FOR US.

And oh oh, here’s a Lady Gaga gallery: