So the World Cup is over, at least for England. That sucks. But now at least you can enjoy the football without too much emotional investment. If you’re still struggling to pick a favourite you could do worse than Uruguay (14-1) not just because they have a funny name. There is now added incentive to wish good karma on the South American nation. Football mad lingerie model Larissa Riquelme has promised that she will run naked through the streets if her beloved team with the cup of cups.

The 24-year-old has been pictured celebrating with her phone safely tucked into her spectacular cleavage. After the Sasquatch like Maradonna promised to run naked around the streets of Buenos Aires, the busty model matched his claim. She would run through the streets painted in the colours of her national squad. Imagine the difference in crowd reaction to these two events. Now imagine Maradonna naked, running towards you, in slow motion. Ugh. Want to hear a funny joke about Paraguay? The climate of the place is subtropical to temperate. There is adequate rainfall in the eastern portions, which becomes semi arid in the far west. Gran Chaco region has mostly low marshy plain. There are also thorny forests. Oh Paraguay! *wipes tears from eyes* never change...