Lindsay Lohan is going to start her stint in the big house today, which isn't the best news for the 24-year-old. But what is quite good news is that Lindsay is going do a full frontal booby-bushy nude scene as pornstar Linda Lovelace, in a film about her life.
Unfortunately, the film won't be out until after Lindsay comes out prison, as we're sure that you're not allowed to record skin flicks in prison, because there would probably be a riot or something. Prison is meant to be about learning from your mistakes and building connections to the criminal underworld, not making movies.
There is a chance that Lindsay will emerge all hardened after her sentence, so it may be worth making the most of her now whilst she doesn't have tears inked on her face. Her stunning photo shoot in Complex magazine is how we will like to remember her, as god intended, next to big weird cartoons.
We're not quite sure what is going on in this picture. It looks like a woman with a tongues head. We assume this is the sort of tuff Salvador Dali used to dream about on a daily basis.
If the picture weren't enough for you, here is a video from Lindsay's shoot with Complex magazine.
Here is the best of our sexy satire on Lindsay Lohan:
1 \ Lindsay Lohan's countdown to jail.
2 \ Lindsay Lohan's get naked in the name of art.
3 \ Lindsay Lohan has her tits out.
And the other sexiness elsewhere on the vast expanse of FHM.com:
1 \ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Victoria Secret.
2 \ Katy Perry's boobs in the Bahamas.
3 \ Kelly Brook is working out.
And finally have a look at this gallery of Lindsay Lohan.